I beg of you, when displaying an advertisement across the bum of your sweatpants, please consider the size of your billboard. I for one am not confident enough to label my nether regions as neither "Juicy" nor "Pink", but for those of you who are, I applaud your pluck. Just remember that everyone behind you is looking at those words and equating them with your backside. So perhaps it should live up to its emblazonment? (This is particularly applicable to the woman I saw at the airport today whose "Juicy" rump could have been read by passing-by aircraft.)
Thank you so very much.