K (whining): We haven't been on the cover of US Weekly in like, a week!
H: That's because it's a weekly magazine, sugarlips.
K: What does that have to do with anything? We need a story, stat. How about I call them up and tell them we want to have another baby, then they'll run a headline on the cover that says "Another baby for Kendra" and people will buy the magazine to find out the details, only to learn we're just HOPING for another baby. I love that one. Mwaaa haa haa hee hee.
H: Pretty sure we did that last week.
K: Hmph. Ok. Then how about I say I'm leaving you?
H: Are you?
K: If it gets me on the cover of US Weekly, then sure. But don't take it personally.
H: How about we just skip a week and see what happens.
K: Oh great. I'm going to have to start flashing strangers my boobies again, aren't I?