Best prayer ever

Verbatim from my almost three-year old at prayer time tonight.

I pray for:

Special agent Lincoln (himself)

Special agent Miller (his sister)

Special agent Mama

Special agent Dada

Special agent Rosie (our bulldog)

Tinkerbell

Amen.

Did you know?

That when you're cold, wrestling with blankets is just silly? That you can enjoy down time with pets or raid the refrigerator while looking like the missing fifth Teletubbie? That you can go to the big game in your own personal giant pink fleece womb? That you can take a crap through a hole in a wearable blanket?

Now you do. Thanks to Forever Lazy, and my fabulous friend Katherine, who alerted me to this troubling phenomenon.

Your Christmas shopping just got a whole lot easier.